Take a look at this:

What’s particularly baffling is her explanation at the end (”I thought it was pepper!!”), as if it’s the most natural misunderstanding in the world.

Still, at least she’s not this utter fruitloop:

Seems microphones and women of a certain age don’t mix. We’ll research this further and report back.

We have absolutely no flipping idea what’s going on here, but we love it anyway:

We like this:

Robin Cooper, aka @RobertPopper, is a highly humorous fellow.

Up until now, we’ve been documenting or travails on our Facebook group. But now we’ve got this alarmingly fantastic blog, we thought we’d give you a quick rundown here. So, straight from the pen of our illustrious Sausage Chronicler, written almost as it bloody happened, we present a Brief History of Sausage:

08/0609
Thanks to the peeps who attended our first foray into the world of “live” comedy on Thursday. Our sketch ‘CGI-Brows’ seemed to go down extremely well!

As a direct result of this aforementioned good reception, the somewhat legendary Mr Robert Popper (’Peep Show’, ‘The Inbetweeners’, author of ‘The Timewaster Letters’) saw fit to give us a rather prominent mention on his esteemed blog:

http://www.robertpopper.com

Which we were rather chuffed about.

Our next appearance at Popcorn Comedy will be in Brighton at the end of this month:

“BRIGHTON POPCORN COMEDY - TUESDAY, 23rd JUNE

Our Brighton debut will take place at 9pm on Tuesday 23 June at The Duke of York’s Picturehouse. Live acts on the evening will include:

JOSIE LONG, TIM KEY, FERGUS CRAIG, IDIOTS OF ANTS

PLUS lots of brilliant films from the likes of Cassetteboy, Worm Hotel, Rocket Sausage and Ladma.

You can book tickets on 0871 704 2056

or by visiting the picture house website for more details.”

Check out Popcorn’s lovely website:

http://www.popcorncomedy.com

22/05/09
ROCKETSAUSAGE LIVE

We’ve got our first “live” (if you can call it that) appearance at the Roxy Bar on Borough High Street on Thursday 4th June for the ‘Popcorn Comedy’ night there. We were rather chuffed to be invited to display our stuff alongside some actual comedians.

If you’re in need of something to do that evening, and you’re lucky enough to be in London, then come down!

http://www.facebook.com/events.php?ref=sb#/event.php?eid=88472951961

POPCORN COMEDY, Thu 4th June, 8pm

Ticket price - £5

ROBERT POPPER - Creator of BBC2’s ‘Look Around You’

JONNY SWEET - “Infectiously funny.” Time out

BRIAN GITTINS – “Brian Gittins is a true original” - The Guardian

DOC BROWN – “Could yet be the Bill Bailey or Tim Minchin of rap” - Chortle

CAROLINE MABEY - “Real comedy bite, silly, poignant and twisted gaggery” The Scotsman

NAT SAUNDERS AND CHRIS HAYWARD - ‘Brilliantly silly’ Robert Popper

and us, of course…

06/05/09
So the Bank Holiday weekend saw us filming our most recent sketch, ‘Andy!’, which should be edited and up for everyone’s viewing pleasure quite soon.

The whole thing went rather swimmingly, we made some new friends, and ate some nice wraps.

All very exciting.

09/03/09
We’ve completed a new. better, shorter cut of CGI-Brows, and it’s become something of a hit in the 5-ish days it’s been up on MySpace Comedy. Watch it here:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=53367679

25/01/09
In yet another spectacular double-whammy, RocketSausage have once again been featured on FunnyOrDie US and UK simultaneously.

View CGI-Brows on either site:

http://www.funnyordie.com
http://www.funnyordie.co.uk

23/01/09
Our latest sketch is finished. It’s called ‘CGI-Brows’ and it’s a special effects smorgasbord of marvelousness.

We like it anyway.

09/01/09
RocketSausage is the ‘Featured Member’ in the comedy section of BooYippee.com:

http://www.booyippee.com/Pages/category/categoryview.aspx?catid=3

05/01/09
‘Janine’ featured on Funny Or Die UK:

http://www.funnyordie.co.uk

03/01/09
And now ‘Janine’ has been featured on the US FunnyOrDie site, which is quite exciting.

http://www.funnyordie.com

02/01/08
‘Mr Pencil’s Grand Design’ once again a featured video on Funny Or Die:

http://www.funnyordie.co.uk

29/12/08
It’s been a while since we last updated, but just letting everyone know that there’s a new sketch in the pipeline, plus a few others planned. Expect to hear us chuntering comedy in your general direction as soon as the New Year is upon us.

14/11/08
WATCH ROCKETSAUSAGE’S VIDEO INTERVIEW

We chatted to the lovely peeps at MySpace about our latest antics. See what was said here:

Rocket Sausage - Video Interview

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=46438991

03/11/08
ROCKETSAUSAGE THROUGH TO FINAL 10 OF MYSPACE TRIDENT COMEDY AWARD

Thanks to everyone’s votes, we’ve survived the first round of voting and are still in contention for the next round of votes.

You all know the drill. Visit us HERE:

http://www.myspace.com/myspacetridentcomedyaward

Click the RocketSausage logo and press CHEW!!!!

29/10/08
We’ve put some photos up of our latest filming adventure (see the bottom of this group page), shot by by Mark Cocksedge. Visit his website here:

http://www.markcocksedge.co.uk

27/10/08
RocketSausage have spent the weekend filiming their latest sketch, and should have it up and ready in the next few days…

16/10/08
Click on the link below to read our briefest of brief interviews with the MySpace Comedy peeps:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=397427429&blogID=440650540

Hope you’ve all voted. If not then please do! The link can be found on the group’s main page - just follow it, click on the little sausage picture on the left and then click the blue CHEW button.

07/10/08
We’ve had some rather nifty illustrations done for us by Joe Wilson. Have a look at the pics at the bottom of this page, and visit Joe’s website here:

http://www.joe-wilson.com

02/10/08
Our MySpace profile page has been updated:

http://www.myspace.com/RocketSausage

If you’re one of those social networking whore-types who likes to flirt with more than one site at once, then we suggest you add us ASAP!

29/09/08
So we’ve blundered our way into the finals of this thing

http://www.myspace.com/myspacetridentcomedyaward

and need everyone’s votes to get us through to the live final in London. To watch the video click on the link above and select the ‘RocketSausage’ logo, and press the CHEW button. That counts as a vote for ‘Let Her Go’, our video for the first round. With everyone’s help we could go on to win this, and get a development deal with Warner worth 250 grands. Oh, and a year’s supply of Trident, which was of course the main reason for us doing all this in the first place.

25/09/08 NEWSFLASH
RocketSausage are proud to announce that they have somehow made it into the last 15 of the MySpace Trident Comedy Awards. More news on this to follow…

ALSO, ‘Mr Pencils Grand Design’ has been selected as an official top pick on FunnyOrDie UK’s website. Please feel free to check this out and give us some “funny” votes. Ta.

20/09/08
We’ve just completed our latest sketch, ‘Mr Pencil’s Grand Design’ - featuring a tour de force in weirdness from Mr Timothy Peffers.

So that’s our story so far. There’s much more to come, we hope, so keep your face portholes fixed here. Or here. Or here. Or here. Or here. Or even here.